Disengaged

Local semi-retired architect Paul McCartney has appeared on the latest episode of fan-favourite game show I'm Sorry, I Don't Know How To Improvise to deny recent reports that he was once again engaged.

"You may be thinking of Elisabeth Moss," he said. "Or the other one... whatserface. My telephone."

Mr McCartney, who called in during a particularly close-fought game of 'Potty Mouth', responded to host and moderator Sean Penn's claims that the show was not a particularly good forum for discussing his engagement status by seguing seamlessly into what Cillian Murphy later described as 'the finest display of foulmouthery I've ever heard'

In related news, the town dictionary has now been updated with over thirty-four new words. Ms Moss (unemployed CEO) is reported to have checked out the copy and plans to keep it 'right up until the due date'.

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