Last night's edition of On The Beat, On The Air with Constable Michael Rourke updated listeners on the startling events that took place early Wednesday morning at the 'Sticky Buns' bakery on East Novak Avenue.According to Constable Rourke, local pastry chef Kate E. Winslet (regular host of the It's Time To Meet Your Baker cooking show here on 2MB Community Radio, every other weekday morning) placed a 4:30 a.m. call to Constable Rourke, when part-time architect Paul McCartney entered her storefront through the window he had broken with a stainless steel t-square. He was carrying under one arm what looked like a log-sized hunk of butter in the form of a human leg.
According to Ms Winslet, Mr McCartney was 'obviously discombobulated, reeking of burned plastic and linseed oil.' Though she could barely understand the oft-rambling, incoherent McCartney, she seemed to believe he was insisting that 'the butter wouldn't melt.'
"So I put it in a pie," Winslet told Constable Rourke.
"So I put it in a pie," Winslet told Constable Rourke.
In other town news, Constable Rourke reminds citizens that speeding tickets issued during the now-retracted month of Afflember still stand. This means you, Jennie Garth.
(Additional reporting by Krissy Sheets, swaying provocatively)
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You have quite an imagination, Dan...
Yes, well we both know who has quite the imagination this time around... there must be some way I can correctly credit these posts as yours.
Y'know, without the hassle of making up a separate log-in. Because that's a step too far for someone as monstrously lazy as myself.
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