Nine A-Cross

NEWSFLASH!

Town Atheists Chairman and high school leatherwork teacher, Mr Scott Baio, who was nailed to a cross nine days ago as a combination protest against Easter and promotion for Harry Hamlin's Happ'nin' Hardware Sale, has finally been un-nailed (Forged Heat-Treated Steel Head Claw Hammer with Hickory Handle, only $14.95!!).

Mr Baio, who had remained silent throughout his crucifixion campaign, responded to questions about how he felt following an incredible nine days of being nailed to the most cost-effective timber in the local community, by repeatedly shouting:

"Suck on that, JC"

John Cusack, half-owner of 'Cusack's DIY, LOL', refused to respond to Mr Baio's insults, although he did confess that Mr Hamlin's unique advertising promotion may well have earned him an unassailable lead in local nail-gun market share.

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