Position Vacant

Community Notice

Fancy Pants, the local nightclub owned by Senior Surfing Champion Betty White, is looking for a new bouncer.

Applicants must have: a towering stature, a deep, imposing voice, a ju jitsu certificate from Sensei Jennie Garth (blue belt or above) and a name homonymous with an insect

In related news, Bea Arthur's memorial service will take place tomorrow afternoon. Please bring your own cheese and octopus straps.

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