Kiefer Madness

As a result of overwhelming public demand, this morning's breakfast Traffic Tarot report by Madame Kidman will be replayed in full during drive time. Evening motorists are warned that, as a result, Madame Kidman's much-talked-about predictive rush hour updates are likely to be even less accurate than usual. It is hoped that the replayed reaction of new breakfast host and local locksmith Keifer Sutherland to the reading will mollify unhappy commuters.

When quizzed on whether or not he is likely to repeat on future breakfast shows the headbutting incident that has the town abuzz, Mr Sutherland (of 'Keys For Kiefer', now open 24 hours a day) said that 'depended solely on how fanciful Madame Kidman was with future linkings between traffic congestion and the Major Arcana'

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