Jake Gylenhaal, resident wit on I'm Sorry, I Don't Know How To Improvise, and the host of the all-new breakfast show Fast! Break! has laughed off suggestions that town psychic Madame Kidman's infamous curse on her timeslot replacement has taken hold."Hnftl," said Mr Gylenhaal. "Thz tng wltz cd hv cb frb nywrrrr."
(Translation: Honestly, these tongue welts could have come from anywhere)
Despite Mr Gylenhaal's upbeat attitude and all-round pluck, however, station management has put Fast! Break! on hiatus, 'just until the swelling goes down'. Also, they have asked local physician Dr Ioan Gruffud to confirm, 'for certain' that the blemishes on Mr Gylenhaal's skin are not a precursor to him turning into a frog.
Madame Kidman's infamous predictive traffic tarot reports will return tomorrow, from 6 am.
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